my friend in korea: wanna know the funniest thing about korea?
me: yes, yes i do
my friend in korea: they believe, i mean really believe, that if you sleep in a room with the windows and doors closed and a fan on, you will DIE
me: haha wait why?
my friend in korea: can't figure that out. they say you'll suffocate - like it will create a vortex and suck up the oxygen. this is widely believed, reported on the news
me: i do this literally every night - since i was like 8 1/2.
my friend in korea: yeah i know like why hasnt one korean just tried it? and been like "fuck you guys im not dead." i think i should go on tv like david blaine and defy death.
