My thought process during The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

• These previews are making me feel hopeless for humanity.
• Frankenstein was the name of the DOCTOR. Fucking read, people.
• The only people who are going to see Vampire Academy are teenagers and pedophiles. In other words, hide your kids, hide your wife.
• The couple next to me is on a first or second date.
• He's talking a lot about himself. She's trying to sound cool by mentioning a scar on her leg that she got from a motorcycle. He doesn't really care about that because did you know he played football in high school?
• They both really hate when people talk during movies.
• SELF-AWARENESS.
• Katniss is bad ass. I should take up archery?
• These movies are MONUMENTALLY better than the books.
• I have become uncharacteristically sensitive and am on the verge of tears.
• Is Gale Miley Cyrus' boyfriend?
• I would like to have sex with Lenny Kravitz.
• I don't know, I guess Peta is kind of cute, too.
• Wait, but I'm so old now.
• It's over already? 
• Maybe I should try to finish book three.
• Nah.