November 2017

Oops, I've been bad at updating this because it's tedious and self-indulgent. I promise I did comedy in October. In other states and everything! Anyway, I wish I were tech savvy enough to embed (??) a calendar on here or have an actual website, but alas. I have an iPhone 5se that no longer works since the latest iOS update!!!!! What do any of these words even mean!?!?!?

Literally no one cares, but here I am:

Thursday, November 2nd, 7 pm: Club Cafe, Boston, MA
Monday, November 6th, 8:30 pm: ROFL House, Fall River, MA
Thursday, November 9th, 7:30 pm: Art Lounge, Arlington, MA
Saturday, November 11th, 11 pm: ImprovBoston, Cambridge, MA
Friday, November 17th, 8 pm: Hideout Comedy, Boston, MA

EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT, THE MENDOZA LINE COMEDY SHOW, 9 PM, THE DUGOUT CAFE.  THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I HAVE IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, also, please stay tuned for my annual Best Albums of the Year post that absolutely no one values but me!!!!!!

DO THESE EXCLAMATION POINTS ILLUSTRATE ENTHUSIASM? WHAT ABOUT THE CAPSLOCK?

September 2017

Thursday, September 7th: Thunderbar, Allston
Wednesday, September 13th, 9 pm: Stand Up Jam, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Thursday, September 14th, 8 pm: Hot Dog Sideshow, Worcester
Friday, September 15th, 7 pm: Maggy's Lounge, Quincy
                                                10 pm: Token, ImprovBoston
Sunday, September 17th, 8 pm: Liquid Courage, Slumbrew, Somerville
                                                 9 pm: The People's Show, ImprovBoston
Wednesday, September 20th, 8 pm: ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Thursday, September 21st, 7 pm: Headliners, John Harvard's, Cambridge
Sunday, September 24th, 7 pm: Champions Comedy, Cambridge
Wednesday, September 27th, 6 pm: Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain

this was fun

And/or come to The Mendoza Line at the Dugout Cafe every Saturday night at 9 pm! KGr8

July/August 2017

Thursday, July 6, 9 pm: Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain

Friday, July 7, 8 pm: Maggy's Lounge, Quincy, MA

Sunday, July 9, 8 pm: Hideout, Boston
                                 9 pm: People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cabridge

Thursday, July 13, 8 pm: Red Nun, Cape Cod, MA

Thursday, July 20, 7:30 pm: Joe Fish, North Andover, MA

Wednesday, August 2, 7 pm: Ellis Room, Brookline, MA

Saturday, August 5,  8 pm: GEM, Boston

Friday, August 11, 8 pm: Asheville Comedy Festival, Asheville, NC

Monday, August 14, 9 pm: Sea Dog Comedy, South Yarmouth, MA

Saturday, August 19, 8 pm: Broad Appeal, Somerville
Tuesday, August 22, 8 pm: McGreevy's, Boston

June 2017

Saturday, June 3rd, 9 pm: Battle Royale, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Sunday, June 11th, 9 pm: People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge

Sunday, June 11th, 5 pm:  Bustin' the Body Police, The Rockwell, Somerville, MA.
This is a special stand-up, sketch, and storytelling event concerning body image, featuring a Q&A session with the Multi-Service Eating Disorders Association (MEDA)

Thursday, June 15th, 8 pm: Thunderbar, Allston
Friday, June 16th, 7 pm: The Gas at Great Scott, Allston
Thursday, June 22nd, 8 pm: Sweet Caroline's, Fenway

Saturday, June 24th, 8 pm: Bullshittin' with Brittain, Middlebury, VT
Sunday, June 25th, 8 pm: Cup of Comedy, Burlington, VT
Monday, June 26th, 8 pm: Comedy & Crepes, Burlington, VT

Tuesday, June 27th, 8 pm: McGreevy's, Boston

And don't miss Laugh While You Can's June show on
Wednesday, June 21st, from 6-8 at The Midway Cafe in JP,
benefiting Bikes Not Bombs.

May 2017

Thursday, May 11th, 9 pm: Sketchhaus, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Friday, May 19th, 8 pm: Hideout Comedy, Boston
Saturday, May 20th, 8 pm: Laugh While You Can, Doyle's Cafe, Jamaica Plain

Benefit show for Trans Lifeline 

Sunday, May 21, 9 pm: StandUp ThrowDown semi-finals, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Tuesday, May 23rd, 8 pm: McGreevy's, Boston
Wednesday, May 24th, 8 pm: Midway Presents, Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain
Monday, May 29th, 8 pm: ROFL House, The Belmont, Fall River, MA

April 2017

Saturday, April 29th, 11:30 pm: Night Moves, ImprovBoston, Cambridge

Sunday, April 30th, 9 pm: StandUp ThrowDown, ImprovBoston, Cambridge

Monday, April 17th, 7 pm: Comedy & Crepes, Burlington VT
Sunday, April 16th, 8 pm: Boston Comedy Chicks, Slumbrew Brewery, Somerville
Saturday, April 15th, 9 pm: The Mendoza Line, Boston
Thursday, April 13th, 8 pm: Stand Up Jam, ImprovBoston, Cambridge

March/April Shows

This is really just for me at this point.

c/o @hamburgerphone

Thursday, March 2nd, 8 pm: Staunch, Allston
Saturday, March 11th, 8 pm: ComedyKaze, Somerville; 9 pm: Battle Royal, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Sunday, March 12th, 9 pm: People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Wednesday, March 15th, 8 pm: Limelight Comedy, Boston
Thursday, March 16th, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge

Sunday, April 2nd, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Thursday, April 13th, 8 pm: Stand Up Jam, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Saturday, April 15th, 9 pm: The Mendoza Line, Boston
Monday, April 17th, 7 pm: Comedy & Crapes, Burlington VT

And on Friday, March 31st, come down to the Arts at the Armory in Somerville for Laugh While You Can's benefit show to raise money for The Welcome Project!

January/February Shows

"IS ANYBODY THERE? DOES ANYBODY CARE?" - Girl from my high school doing performance art in our talent show.

Also me because I don't think anyone reads these posts, even though people are always asking, "When's your next show?"

HERE:

Saturday, January 21st, 8 pm: Comedy at Gallery 263, Cambridge
Monday, January 30th, 8 pm: Double Midnight Comics, Manchester, NH
Wednesday, February 1st, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Saturday, February 11th, 8 pm: Laughing Liberally, Arts at the Armory, Somerville
Thursday, February 16th, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Saturday, February 18th, 9pm: Mendoza Line, Boston
Sunday, February 19th, 9 pm: The People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Thursday, February 23rd, sometime: Thunderbar, Allston
Friday, February 24th, 8 pm: The Hideout, Faneuil Hall
Saturday, February 25th, 7 pm: The Bad Bad Show!, Wonderbar, Allston
Tuesday, February 28th, 9 pm: Hot QUEso, Sunset Tap, Allston

Winter Shows

It's getting darker and colder and more bitter. I'm of course talking about my heart. But it's also wintertime.

Here are some places I'll be over the next couple months.

December 9, 8:30 pm: Comedy at The Green Room, Cambridge

December 15, 7:30 pm: Comedy in Bubby's Basement*, Mamaleh's, Cambridge
                            9:00 pm: Stand Up Break In, Riot Theater, Jamaica Plain
December 21, 9:30pm: ImprovBoston Holiday Stand-Up Showcase
December 29, probably around like 8 or something: Thunderbar Comedy
January 1, 9:30 pm: ImprovBoston 100 First Jokes, Cambridge
January 3, 8:00 pm: McGreevy's, Boston
January 4, 8:00 pm: Limelight Comedy Club, Theater District

January 5, 9:00 pm: Storytelling at The Riot Theater, Jamaica Plain
January 11, 8:00 pm: Bull Feeney's, Portland, ME
January 30, 8:00 pm: Midnight Comics, Manchester, NH

***January 13, 7 pm: Laugh While You Can's first benefit show to raise money for RAINN. Come support this important cause!

Buy tickets here.

And/or donate here.

Check back for updates.

Favorite Albums 2016

2016 was the worst, right? Mostly everything blew ass out of pieces of water*. Except for the music. The music was pretty good.

via GIPHY

In no particular order, here are my favorite and/or most listened to albums of 2016:

1. Julien Baker - Sprained Ankle
2. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
3. Kanye West - Life Of Pablo 
4. Beyonce - Lemonade
5. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled
6. Big Thief - Masterpiece
7. Rihanna - ANTI
8. Solange - A Seat at the Table
9. Angel Olsen - MY WOMAN
10. Chance the Rapper - Coloring Book

No one ever cares about these posts, but they're important to me, so I keep making them.

*This is an expression I made up in 2002 while watching the movie Signs.