People I think deserve to go to hell.

• People who feed birds.
• People who play games on their phone with the sound on.
• People who leave their hair on the shower wall in the locker room.
• People who get onto the subway before anyone has gotten off.
• People who think their bag is more worthy of a bus seat than another human being.
• Men who stretch their fucking legs out while sitting on the train like they're at the gynecologist.
• Most people on public transportation.
• People who put the toilet paper roll on top of the holder instead of inside it.
• People who stand close enough behind you in line that you can feel them breathing on you.
• Women who ask you how many calories are in the cookie you're eating.
• People who listen to Pitbull.
• Most of the members of the Night's Watch.