Since Boo's birthday is this month, I threw him a party this weekend. Of course, this wasn't your run-of-the-mill cat party; this was the cat party of the year!
"Eat, drink, and be meowy." |
Not only were there cake, streamers, party hats, and noise makers, there were also Make-Your-Own Boo-ritos and Pin the Tail on the Babis.
One of my friends kept saying, "This is the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened," which might be true. However, since approximately 20 people showed up, I have to think it was also pretty fucking awesome.
As it turns out, Boo isn't actually much of a partier. He spent most of the time hiding in my bedroom, and he also slapped my friend Mike across the face. But, to be fair, a lot of people slap people across the face at parties. Granted, those people are usually drunk, but still. Anyway, I did manage to drag Boo out of my room to blow out the candles on his birthday cake, but he didn't last long:
Despite the fact that the party was probably Boo's worst nightmare, I'd say it was a roaring success. Especially for me.
Whatever, guys. I'm just owning it at this point.
Despite the fact that the party was probably Boo's worst nightmare, I'd say it was a roaring success. Especially for me.
Presents for me! |
Whatever, guys. I'm just owning it at this point.
haha you're hilarious
ReplyDeleteI have to say, reading your posts is usually one of the high points of my week. Wait...I'm typing not speaking, so I suppose technically I should have written "I have to type..."
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
You make me laugh.
the end.
Thank you! It's good to know that my craziness does have some value.
ReplyDeleteOh, wow, so people showed up to this party. I just assumed it was you. And Boo. And sadness.
ReplyDeleteI mean, obviously I would've gone.