Swag.

As it turns out, people do want to have sex with Tina Fey, so that bodes well for me. And Tina Fey, I suppose. I think I owe her an apology for ever doubting her sex appeal.

Speaking of sex appeal:

THIS.

It's incredible to me that so much beauty can come out of one animal. In my not-at-all humble opinion, this beauty should be shared with the masses, which is why I'm considering making Boo-related magnets and/or buttons. These would be a gift from me to the world, mainly because I doubt anyone would pay for them.

But if you would pay for them, let me know, because I could really use a few extra dollars.