Idolatry

When people say women aren't funny, I assume they have no sense of humor. Or are just assholes. They're also probably the kind of people who think they're hilarious because they can quote a Will Ferrell movie. I mean he's funny, but that doesn't make you funny, you know?

The other night, I was watching VH1's Women of SNL special, which I've seen no less than 10 times and never get bored of. I mean, the ladies kind of own that show, am I right? So amazing. I want to be like them, as well as many other female comedians who are just brilliant in every sense of the word.

These are my heroes:

Tina Fey - Duh. But, for the record, we have a lot more in common than our glasses.

Kristen Wiig - I wish I could make my face look like yours, especially when you're doing this:

Amy Poehler - Because she reps girl power 24/7.

Sheri Oteri - WHERE ARE YOU  NOW?!  This is possibly my favorite SNL sketch of all time:

Non SNL heroes:

Megan Amram - Probably my favorite thing to come out of Harvard (and onto Twitter):

Mindy Kaling - We have the same body type, and according to your television show, men are attracted to it.

And last but not least, the one and only...

Sarah Silverman - Technically, she was a writer for SNL, but her skits never got chosen. Whatever, Sarah, I think you're perfect in every way:

Thank you for inspiring me always.

Summer just showed up out of nowhere, gang.

In honor of the suspiciously fantastic weather we're having in Boston this week, I'd like to share with you possibly my favorite SNL sketch of all time: 
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/-3yfHbYd1uY/ (<-found here)

Morning Latte with Britney Spears

Please note Cheri Oteri's line, "What's the deal with the AC fellas? Did it break? Fellas?!" because one time in college, when I was at a frat party sweating my ovaries out, I yelled this out. I was then promptly SCREAMED AT by some fraternity brothers who apparently didn't find me funny. I can't even describe the rage. The absolutely unnecessary rage. But, I guess Beta never liked me that much. Perhaps because at another one of their parties, I stepped on a wire and accidentally caused all of the music/lights to go out. Woopsies.