The thing is, I thought "La Petite Critique" was cute and charming and witty until I realized that there are about 1,000 other petite critiques to be found on Google. That shit was played out, so I had to use something a bit more original.
In case you were wondering where "i'm your katie que" comes from, I'll let you in on a little secret: When I was young and dumb, my AIM (remember that?!) screen name was "imyoursexbunny." Classy, right?
In case you were wondering where "i'm your katie que" comes from, I'll let you in on a little secret: When I was young and dumb, my AIM (remember that?!) screen name was "imyoursexbunny." Classy, right?
Not so much.
Oddly enough, joining a sorority made me realize how slutty that screen name actually was. And not because I was slutty --no no. I was as chaste as a 12-year-old... well, before Teen Mom was cool at least.
Anyway, I remember introducing myself to my new "sisters," and since AIM was a major form of communication back then, they pretty much immediately asked me for my screen name. The moment the words came out of my mouth was the moment I realized that it was not only completely inappropriate, but also entirely untrue. I don't even know how that screen name came to be in the first place. I was no one's sex bunny. Seriously, not one person's.
Also, what the fuck is a sex bunny anyway? Apparently this, according to Google:
Please don't ever associate me with this image. |
Needless to say, imyoursexbunny had to go. But for some reason, I was afraid of changing it, as if somehow I would lose my identity if I had a different screen name. So I just modified it a bit, and ultimately, it became what it is today--much more appropriate and also a little bit ethnic.
Clearly, I've grown up a lot since college. Now, I'm a mature 25-year-old woman with a mature internet identity who binge drinks boxed wine and breads her cat.
Welcome to my renovated blog. I hope you still like it.
Welcome to my renovated blog. I hope you still like it.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteI will NEVER EVER EVER forget the day I met you and was getting the phonetree list and you told us that. I knew I'd like you from that day forward. That day will always hold a special place in my heart. Keep writing sex bunny, you've got talent :)
ReplyDelete"i got my roommate assignment for college."
ReplyDelete"omg you did! have you talked to her yet? what's she like?"
"well. her screenname is imyoursexbunny. so, i'm a bit nervous?"
"oh..."
little did we know that roommate assignment led us to be best friends. oh and roommates for 6 years. disquisting.