Anyway, since my birthday is just right around the corner, I thought I'd make it simple for you all by compiling a list of things I like and dislike so that you can easily pick out the perfect gift for me! I'm so thoughtful, huh?
Likes:
- Cats
- Peanut Butter
- Books
- Beaches
- CHEESE
- Wine
- Sangria
- Football
- Baseball
- CHEESE
- Beer
- Music (good kinds)
- Coffee
- Men
- Medieval soft-core porn
- Food
- CHEESE
- Wine
Dislikes:
- Space
- Movies
- Birds
- Cilantro
- Celebrities
- Faneuil Hall
- Chain restaurants
- Shitty television shows
- Country music
- Zombies
- Light beer
- Fake mustaches
- Pictures of feet in the sand
- Terrorism
- This website
are you sure your birthday isn't the 15th?
ReplyDeletei think we can cover wine, sangria, CHEESE, beer, coffee, food, music, and peanut butter at or before the wedding. hopefully we can also cover men, lets hope they don't have fake mustaches or drink bud light.
If you're single, it's because you don't like cilantro. I once dated someone who didn't like cilantro FOR A VERY SHORT TIME. Because no one can live like that.
ReplyDeleteThere are very few things (edit: food items) that I dislike, so the fact that I couldn't get over my hatred for cilantro upset me. Then I read this article on NPR and realized it's SCIENCE.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=98695984
You can't blame me for science.