Things to Do on Your Birthday When You Don't Care about Your Birthday*

1. Go out to buy cat food.
2. Spend 15 minutes picking out chapstick at CVS when you don't need chapstick.
3. Get back into your pajamas.
4. Read in bed / take a nap around 3.
   
   
   
   
   
5. Watch The Golden Girls on TV Land.
6. Watch Friends on TV Land (even though you have the entire series on DVD).
7. WATCH TV LAND.
8. Have pizza and wine with your roommate and make sure that you are still in your pajamas; it's almost time for bed anyway.

Things to do on your birthday when your roommate cares about your birthday:

1. Eat this:

*Alternative title: "Things to Do on Your Birthday When You're a Senior Citizen"