Turkey Trot 2013

Every year, I sign up for some dumb 5k because it's the hip thing to do and then, as the day approaches, I remember that I fucking hate running and am filled with regret. When it comes to running, the only thing I'm (usually) good at is making playlists, but this year, I'm feeling insecure about my song choices.

Do you guys have any suggestions? I'm looking for songs that can make me forget I'm having trouble breathing, specifically.

Help.

Oh, and also: Happy Thanksgiving.

Boo, playing the role of a native. Me, playing the role of an asshole.