My cat is gay.
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| Don't look at me. |
How do I know? Well, first of all, all his friends are girls.
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| "Fag hag" |
Secondly, he LOVES Vera Bradley.
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| Me love bag. |
And lastly, but just as important, he has sex with guys:
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| Get it girl. |
And you know what? I'm okay with that. As my dad said, when we saw a handful of grown men standing in the Cape Cod Mall parking lot wearing leather chaps and chains: "Whatever. Different strokes for different folks."
hahahahhaha. best!
ReplyDeletedid you pose your cat in my bag on my bed?!
ReplyDeleteOops. I found him in your room one day like that and he looked so cute I had to take a picture. But I didn't want him to get in trouble, so I didn't tell you. #bestmom
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