Subliminal Messages

I've been tracking my food and exercise on myfitnesspal.com lately. Every time I log in, a message pops up. And every time I log in, I think it's warning me, "Don't die alone!"


Really it says, "Don't diet alone," but that T is really easy to miss when you glance at it quickly.


Also, in case you were worried, I'm not on a diet. I still eat a box of Cheez-Its every Sunday. Alone. Don't die alone.