2. I've said it before and I'll say it again: happy hour should really be limited to an hour.
3. MIT has a ball pit in one of their dorms.
4. Even geniuses have a hard time with grammar.
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5. I am really old. Or at least I feel that way after drinking too much at a college bar because I say things like, "You have your whole life ahead of you!" to people who are 24.
6. On that note, I am out-of-touch with the latest trends. For instance, did you know it's cool to expose your butt cheeks in public? And not even just if you're a prostitute!
7. Seriously though, being surrounded by 16-year-olds at Boston Calling 2.0 was a frightening experience.
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8. Your cat's butt is his health barometer.
9. I want to try this beer.
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10. People actually date people they meet on Tinder, so maybe I need to take back what I said about it, but I'm not going to.
UPDATE: Just noticed my unintentional pun in #1. And now I'm rhyming, too. English degree for the win!
What is this "happy hour" you speak of? Does Boston play that now?
ReplyDeleteThe pun was immediately recognizable and perfect.
did number 1 happen because you stayed too long at number 2?
ReplyDeleteSeveral follow-ups:
ReplyDelete1) at one point there was a sandbox (!!!) in that same dorm
2) why (seriously, why???) were you at the muddy? that place is the *worst*.
3) how was you won't??????
1) that's awesome. also a little gross.
Delete2) i have no idea why anything that night happened.
3) they were great!