Miss me?

Oh hey, you guys. Here I am.

You may or may not have noticed that I haven't blogged in a while. It's not that I haven't had experiences worth writing about; it's just that I am increasingly more lazy every day. I've channeled the little energy I have into writing jokes that I keep to myself, hidden on the Notepad app on my iPhone. Occasionally, I share those jokes with small groups of strangers, in small spaces, late at night, usually on Wednesdays.

Here are some other things I've done over the past few months:

• Ran into Robert Kraft in DC:

• Practiced magic:

• Sat on the beach:

• Sat in my apartment (a lot).
• Read books:

• Ate donuts every Friday.
• Tried to stay away from facebook because it's full of shit like this:

What the actual fuck?

• Played games at Improv Boston:

• Nearly threw up from laughing at North Coast:

• Basked in the glory of Spring in Boston

• Went on the scariest date of my life.
• Quit dating for the 1 millionth time.
• Took selfies with my cat:

• Assembled furniture, while drunk, at midnight.
• Fell off a chair at 5 in the morning trying to fix my smoke alarm.
• Recognized that I could literally die alone.

Maybe I'll write about one of these things in more detail sometime soon. Maybe I wont. Maybe I should officially retire from blogging. You tell me.