Things I learned this weekend

1. Sometimes, the first thing I do when I meet strangers is talk to them about vaginal mesh.
2. I like to pregame before I go on dates.

3. I fell in love with a bartender this weekend... while I was on said date.
4. You really shouldn't ask me out, is what I'm saying.

5. If you invite me over for brunch, I'll probably bring my laundry and spill at least one mimosa on your tablecloth.

Ladies luncheon.

6. Literally everything should have an egg on it.

7. Broad City is what Girls should be.

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8. I want my own TV show.
9. Or maybe just a podcast.

Cat selfies.

10. SOMEONE MAKE ME FAMOUS.

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