Things I learned this weekend: Winter Break Edition

1. I feel at home in Harlem.

2. The term "pork bun" means something different at every Chinese restaurant.

3. At some point, Christmas trees start smelling like cat pee.

4. Therefore, my friend Patrick and I created a new holiday tradition of tearing down the tree on Christmas Eve.

5. I saw Joan Rivers at the bar. She looked like her face could shatter into a million pieces at any moment.

6. I can wear red lipstick in public.

7. I use one day of Christmas to justify 10 days of drinking.

8. And 2 days of Domino's.    

9. And 40 hours of television.
10. I really am Liz Lemon.